Saturday Night Live recap: Liev Schreiber leads a directionless post-midterms episode
And so it came time to bid farewell to Jeff Sessions. In the wake of the attorney general’s dismissal this week, Kate McKinnon pulled out her elf-like impression of the Southern politician for the last time. Considering the most famous parts of Sessions’ reign included justifying the imprisonment of thousands of children in concentration camps, rolling back civil rights protections, and serving as the overall “intellectual godfather” of the Trump administration’s nationalist politics, there weren’t many jokes to be wrung from his tenure.
The climax of the sketch involved McKinnon’s Sessions singing Adele’s “Someone Like You” to a framed photo of Alec Baldwin’s Trump, alongside flashbacks to many prior SNL skits that featured them together. It was reminiscent of the post-election show in 2016, when McKinnon’s Hillary Clinton spent the cold open singing Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah.” It sure seems like, when a political event happens and SNL doesn’t quite know how to make it funny, their last resort is to put McKinnon out there and have her cover a pop song as one of her goofy characters. It always feels a little empty.
The funniest bit was probably the last-minute arrival of Robert De Niro’s Robert Mueller, who thanked Sessions for helping his investigation “more than you’ll ever know.” He then made an explicit Harry Potter reference, offering Sessions “piece of toilet paper from the bottom of Mr. Trump’s shoe” to grant his freedom house-elf style. It’s hard to imagine a goofier cultural mashup than Robert De Niro saying “you know how in Harry Potter when…” so props for that.
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Louisville fires head coach Bobby Petrino after 2-8 start to season
LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) — Louisville’s seven-game skid was bad enough. Worse were the large margins of defeat and opponents’ apparent ease in lighting up the scoreboard.
That combination spelled the end of coach Bobby Petrino’s second chapter with the Cardinals.
Louisville fired Petrino on Sunday morning with two games left in a spiraling season that includes five blowout losses in which the Cardinals allowed at least 50 points.
The school announced Petrino’s dismissal with a statement from athletic director Vince Tyra, who wasn’t confident the coach could turn things around next season. He said a new head coach would be chosen soon to restore the program to national prominence.
The AD said at a news conference later that he considered a number of factors in Petrino’s status, but noted that the three games since Louisville’s bye showed no progress.
“It was clear the players weren’t responding,” he said. “The coaches’ and the players’ efforts have to go in the right direction, but I didn’t feel it was going that way.”
Purdue head coach Jeff Brohm, a former Louisville quarterback who later became an assistant under Petrino, has frequently been mentioned as the top candidate to replace him. Tyra said he had “a list in mind” but didn’t want to interfere with potential candidates with the season still in progress.
For now, second-year safeties coach Lorenzo Ward, 51, would coach Louisville on an interim basis.
Also let go were quarterbacks coach Nick Petrino, the coach’s son; linebackers coach Ryan Beard and defensive line coach L.D. Scott, Petrino’s sons-in-law; and fifth-year director of football operations Andy Wagner.
Louisville (2-8) lost 54-23 at No. 12 Syracuse on Friday night, dropping to 0-7 in Atlantic Coast Conference play.
Petrino, 57, departs with a 77-35 mark in two stints with Louisville, including 36-26 since returning in 2014. His exit will be expensive for Louisville, which owes him $14 million under terms of his contract extension signed in April 2016. Tyra said Petrino would receive the full buyout.
The school was left with little choice but to release Petrino with Louisville struggling and sections of empty seats at Cardinal Stadium recently after opening a new north end section in a $63 million renovation project.
Louisville’s stunning freefall comes a season after 2016 Heisman Trophy winner Lamar Jackson capped one of the program’s most remarkable periods under the offense-minded Petrino. Besides becoming the school’s first Heisman winner, Jackson had the program as high as No. 3 in The Associated Press Top 25 and within reach of the College Football Playoff at No. 5 that November.
But other than sharing the 2016 Atlantic Division title with Clemson, Louisville wasn’t a consistent ACC contender after leaving the Big East.
This season, the Cardinals have failed to beat a Power Five school and needed second-half rallies to beat FCS Indiana State and Western Kentucky.
An offensive falloff was expected following the departure of the dynamic Jackson, who broke numerous school and conference records before being selected by the Baltimore Ravens in the first round of last spring’s NFL Draft.
However, Jackson’s exit ended up revealing a host of deficiencies as Louisville struggled to score. The Cardinals rank at or near the bottom of several ACC offensive categories and Petrino has shuffled quarterbacks Jawon Pass and Malik Cunningham.
Their defensive weaknesses have been more glaring and left them looking up at the rest of the ACC statistically. The Cardinals have been outscored 291-125 in that span, including a 77-16 thumping at No. 2 Clemson on Nov. 3.
Petrino remained hopeful of improvement, but another lopsided loss ended with him being shown the door.
The Montana native is 119-56 overall in a college career that included stops at Arkansas and WKU. He also coached 13 games with the NFL’s Atlanta Falcons in 2007. His career has included a lot of wins and some controversy and hard feelings left behind.
He was 31-9 with Louisville from 2003-06, taking the Cardinals to the Orange Bowl, while also constantly coming up as a candidate for other jobs. He left college for the Falcons and lasted less than a season before taking the Arkansas job.
That ended with embarrassment. He was fired after getting into a motorcycle accident, which exposed an extra-marital affair with an athletic department employee and Petrino’s lies to his boss.
Petrino resurfaced at WKU for the 2103 season before Louisville gave him another chance. Then-athletic director Tom Jurich re-hired Petrino as the program transitioned from the Big East to the ACC.
But Jurich is gone as part of the fallout from a series of scandals involving the men’s basketball program that also felled Hall of Fame coach Rick Pitino.
Petrino is now out as well, leaving Tyra to make his second major coaching hire after basketball coach Chris Mack in March. In the meantime, Ward must close the season on a high note that proved elusive for Petrino and the Cardinals.
“Talent-wise, we’ve got enough to win with,” Tyra said. “There’s a lot to build on in terms of skill and I’m excited about that part of it. But we’ve got to draw it out of them and teach them what it’s like to play their (butt) off in a Cardinal uniform.”
Dynasties, episode 1 review: David Attenborough's new series is an extraordinary tale of nature’s power politics
It lifts the heart to see Sir David Attenborough, now 92, speeding across the dusty plains of Africa in a bone-jangling old Jeep, doing a piece to camera with no more effort than if he were chatting from a comfy armchair at home. Dynasties (BBC One) began with everyone’s favourite naturalist bouncing across the savannah, outlining the four-year filming schedule and vast distances travelled for this new series exploring “one of the most powerful forces in nature – family”. Could another epic wildlife extravaganza be in prospect?
Well, no, not even close. Though it was still a fabulous piece of wildlife film-making. The trouble was it didn’t seem to have much to do with family. I wouldn’t have spotted the theme if it hadn’t been for Attenborough’s introduction. This opener was a one-off tale of power-politics and the fight for kingship in a troop of chimpanzees living in the hottest and driest part of Senegal.
The film, more Natural World in scale and ambition than Planet Earth, concentrated on the varying fortunes of just one chimpanzee, the group leader, a bristling alpha-male known as David (though Donald might have served better). David’s only concern in life was staying on top; the film’ sole focus was on his relationship with the other males, and the constant, often shockingly violent battle he faced to maintain the right to mate with the females, ahead of them.
All of which was entrancing and exceptionally well filmed. The scenes in which a gang of sexually frustrated rival males attacked their leader and almost killed him were extraordinary; as was his recovery. David’s recourse to “political” networking – building alliances with other, older males when he needed friends – was absolutely fascinating. Viewers of a philosophical bent will have found much to ponder in how strikingly narrow the gap between a great deal of chimpanzee and human behaviour seems to be.
But, again, how it fed into the larger theme of family was never elucidated. Little or no mention was made of David’s blood relationship to other group members, or theirs to one another. The social structures and other hierarchies within the group, while clearly complex, also went entirely unexplored. Undoubtedly David was a chimp who spent a great deal of time and effort investing in his bloodline. But as to family bonds, the genetics were about as far as it went.