#1 Sports related, Paid for Search and a Death Search We could just call this the ESPN Paid for list Winning Pitcher Tyler Skaggs found dead in a Southlake,Texas Hilton Hotel. The team is shaken up we think it was an accidental drug overdose. We send our condolences to friends and family.
#2 Teenage Dreams do come true or at least for today 15 year old Cori Gauff beats her Idol Venus WIlliams in the first round at Wimbeldon 2019. Yee Ha!
#3 More Sports related Paid for Searches. We say Artemi Panarin WHo? He is a Hockey player thats who and just got signed to the New York Rangers for a 7 year $82 million contract. Next we say Who cares except for him and a few hard core fans.
#4 Its Bobby Bonilla Day every July 1st the Mets pay Bobby Bonilla $1.19 million Kind of Sports related but not really we thought this was a joke but its all true let me tell you why Bobby Bonilla gets $1.19 million for another 25 years from the Mets for literally nothing other than the Mets are literally very bad at making deals. Not only that the Mets are gullible as hell. Here is the story we read from ESPN “In 2000, the Mets agreed to buy out the remaining $5.9 million on Bonilla’s contract. However, instead of paying Bonilla the $5.9 million at the time, the Mets agreed to make annual payments of nearly $1.2 million for 25 years starting July 1, 2011, including a negotiated 8% interest. At the time, Mets ownership was involved with a Bernie Madoff account that promised double-digit returns over the course of the deal, and the Mets were poised to make a significant profit — if the Madoff account delivered. It did not. We thought this was one of the most hilarious stories we have ever heard we can still barely believe it.
#5 Here is another Big Joke it’s Canada Day! Canada was founded 152 years ago on july 1st we think but Ontario cancelled their Canada day. Ontario the french part of Canada, the rest of canada is supposedly ruled by Britain or something like that. Needless to say this is hilarious watch the video it may explain it a little more or not. Canada is just hilarious.
#6 All we can say is that Google has sold out to ESPN here in another sports related paid for search Hassan Whiteside is traded to the Portland Trailblazers. Who? He is a basketball player who was on the Miami heat, like anyone cares about them.
Spider-Man: Far From Home
#7 Another hilarious joke of a search. The movie is out and this is a paid for search and a review of a movie that is not so hot. They try to weave the plot as the time after the infinity war before the endgame and he is just a normal High school kid. Well we haven’t seen it but all we can say is the last couple spidermans have been dull. But if your a fan go see it again or hurry up. Honestly we recommend you don’t go because the sooner its out on video the sooner we might watch it but that’s a big MIGHT!